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sibellahallward:

My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that they come up with their evil plan and then just make puns about it for 10 minutes and that’s the act one finale

(Source: gabrielladysquith, via secretlyademigodinthetardis)

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karmaplus:

this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis

karmaplus:

this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis

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allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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"What’s that, mom?"

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2 days ago

#puppy playtime

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2 days ago

badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

(Source: iraffiruse, via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

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amazingphil:

CONGRATULIONS ON TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, AMAZINGPHIL!You deserve each on of us and don't forget to be happy!

THANK YOUU!!!!

(Source: about-a-llama)

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snorlaxatives:

Face Off season 7 episode 6 “Wizard Of Wonderland” favorite makeups

The artists must create Wizard of Oz characters that have fallen down the hole in Wonderland.

  1. Dina & Stella - Winged Monkey
  2. Keaghlan & Rachael - Tin Man
  3. Damien & Cig - Scarecrow

(via david-tennants-companion)

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ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar, via david-tennants-companion)

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someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve, via david-tennants-companion)

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